Shortpacked!: Patch


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deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

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Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO


but this is so cute :c

(Source: psicreepy)

No other words! :D

11. Who Is your most memorable NPC villain?

Doubtless that is Lord Valeidos, a Neutral Evil mage/warlock that loves to indulge in the kidnapping of hot girls from near villages.
He’s smart, charming, and resourceful, and his obsession in trying to drag to his faction my character Alfonse of Candlekeep (a mage that calls himself librarian, a sort of anti-Valeidos) is irritating, also because Alfonse is firmly sure that smart people have to help others. Nevertheless, as a villain, he’s the objective of all the group and there’s no doubt that Alfonse is taking the existence of that man a personal insult.


so, since i deleted my other blog obviously the giveaway post was deleted as well

there’s no way for me to recover the urls of the people who had previously reblogged it, so as an apology for that i’ve added a few things


  • supernatural seasons 1-8
  • cumberbitch shirt (ordered in w/e size u want)
  • sherlocked hoodie (“)
  • "i don’t understand / i still don’t understand" sherlock shirt (“)
  • tardis earrings
  • glow-in-the-dark heart necklace
  • super long and adorable fake eyelashes w/ rhinestones
  • 5kg jar of nutella


  • must be following me because i’m a douche w/e just do it i’m building an army
  • likes count ye
  • reblog as many times as you want idgaf annoy ur followers see if i care
  • yes i will ship internationally
  • no you do not have to pay shipping costs that’s stupid
  • yes the winner can choose to have certain things shipped to other people
  • yes i will substitute anything you do not want for anything of equal value
  • yes that includes the DVDs i will get you a different series if you want
  • yes it fucking includes everything don’t ask me 
  • i will choose using a random generator do not ask me
  • the end date for it is april 9th which will clearly be stated at the end of this post but apparently that wasn’t enough for the hundreds of ppl who message me asking “when does it end” so here i’ll say it again apRIL 9TH

and, once again:

  • if this post gets 1k notes i’ll write the winner a fic of w/e the fuck they want. anything. i don’t care. u want a sonic x shrek fic i will write the fuck out of it. try me. fucking try me.
  • if this post gets 5k notes i’ll add any poster the winner desires
  • if it gets 10k notes i’ll add any book (under 25$ incl. shipping)
  • if it gets 25k i’ll add the first season of any show (under 30$ incl. shipping)
  • if it gets 50k i’ll add a custom painting of anything you want by moi (within reason i mean i can’t paint anything) (but i can paint gay porn) (just a thought) (take it as you wish)
  • if it gets 100k i’ll add 2 concert tickets to any show the winner wishes (within reason) - yes this includes any live performance, be it concert, play, etc. if there are none at the time that the winner wants to go to, i’ll keep the offer up until the winner finds something they wish to go to

ends april 9th because that’s my birthday and i’m hella conceited

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10. Of all your characters, who was closest to being evil aligned?

Well, Moran Mor IS Evil. Lawful Evil, to be accurate.
He’s a necromancer who worship Nethys and the very essence of Knowledge.
Due of a pact with am demonic being, he’s almost 100 years old, while he looks in his early 30s, and only recently he manipulated the group of the other Pcs to track down and destroy that being. He keep working his “immortality” by the consumption of the vital essences of other humans, and only occasionally eating regular food.

He lives in a tall tower (that was his master’s) full of secrets that sometimes are dangerous for him too, and in that tower he continues to study anatomy like an Evil Leonardo da Vinci, often with living subjects, and he’s a valuable inventor. He keeps working to an ever unfinished flesh golem and on his powerful spells, and increasing his knowledges of death itself.

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I absolutely adore this drawing (?) and how it’s capturing a lesbian relationship in an uncommonly captured and beautiful, light-hearted and fun way.

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(Source: mspandrew, via cumberbabegonehiddlestoned)